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bubbles candy

a big fat black child molester mostly dreamed of by little sick individuals that enjoy molestation
jacob loves dreaming about Bubbles candy!
bubbles candy by golgi apperatus January 8, 2012
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monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.
-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
monster candy by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012

muscle candy 

A long line of various nutritional supplements used in the fitness industry to promote better muscle tone, recovery, strength gains, and endurance.
N.O. Explode is great muscle candy.
muscle candy by Kevin Kage July 4, 2012

closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
Ink slang for Tattoos. Candy as in an attractive female, usually young.
Did you see that hot Ink Candy in the green bikini down at the surf?
ink candy by demon369 September 18, 2013

practical candy 

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.
"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"