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Bacon Mining

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.
by Dysfunctional Bubble April 13, 2016
mugGet the Bacon Miningmug.

Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast
im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first
by Blankyyy December 18, 2017
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

Baconing

Dating a freshmen in high school from any age
Luke is baconing
by Ohio Sigma March 27, 2024
mugGet the Baconingmug.

Turkey bacon

Damn shorty turkey bacon! #baltimoreslang
by DMVTOOTHFAIRY July 5, 2024
mugGet the Turkey baconmug.

Bacon

The worlds greatest creation
Maybe even God's. 🐷
Only bacon can help us now!
by aRandomPerson👋 November 16, 2017
mugGet the Baconmug.

porky bacon

"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."
by THEnoB May 15, 2014
mugGet the porky baconmug.

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