either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.

by Sexydimma August 28, 2014

Framed with Bacon

To be extremely awesome. Based off of an image which shows Joss Whedon playing D&D with the Golden Girls in a pub in a D&D-like world, an image which is, both literally and by this definition, framed with bacon.

Person1: Holy shit! Look at this picture!

Person2: Oh My God! Is that Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie Unicorn?
Person1: It sure as shit is!
Person2: That is totally Framed with Bacon!

Alternately

Person2: Oh My God! It's Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie-Unicorn... Framed with Bacon!!!

by Chashmonit December 24, 2010

slap bacon

Having sex with no protection

You slap bacon last night with that hoe?

by Pretty Gang March 7, 2015

Turkey bacon

BIG BUTT

Damn shorty turkey bacon! #baltimoreslang

by DMVTOOTHFAIRY July 5, 2024

Baconing

Dating a freshmen in high school from any age

Luke is baconing

by Ohio Sigma March 27, 2024

long bacon

Lesbian, lesbian flag

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025

wake n bacon

The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.

*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."

by baconfarts May 21, 2014