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The Blindfold and The Eyepatch

While getting a bj, tell your girlfriend (or guyfriend if that is your preference) that you are going to unload a stream of cream. Right before you do this, pull your junk out of their oral cavity and shoot your partner right in the eyes. He/She will be unable to see, and congratulations...you just gave someone a Blindfold! (Ed. Note - If you would like to give someone the gift of an eyepatch, you just release your stream into only one eye. Hilarity ensues either way!)
Honey....oh yeah baby...thats great...I'm gonna do it...HAHA BITCH! BLINDFOLD! (Or eyepatch, if you so prefer.)There you have it, The Blindfold and The Eyepatch.
by Zachary S. October 15, 2007
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bindy

A hero of epic proportions, consisting of chicken, bacon, cheese and Russian dressing on Italian bread. Satisfies all cravings and hunger.
Person 1: "Dude, I'm so hungry right now."
Person 2: "Let's get a bindy! They're so good!"
Person 1: "Ugh, yes! They always hit the spot. All that chicken and bacon and cheese just fills me up and makes the best combination."
by JEB1021 August 23, 2014
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ball bind

The eventual hazard faced by all dudes who wear blue jeans but don't sag.
I was duckwalking through the crawl space when I got a horrendous case of ball bind.
by dunthat2011 February 22, 2011
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blindian

That girl is blindian.
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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white blindness

When white people don't realize institutional racism or subtle discrimination against people of color really does exist today.
"White folks just don't realize how dangerous for a black dude to ride around in a nice car. Total white blindness."
by tehablo October 24, 2014
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blinders

traffic; 6" 'stove pipes' put over metropolitan stop lights to prevent/control 'light jumping'. -taken from those seen over a horses' eyes to narrow his/her peripheral vision.
i can't tell when the lights' going to change, when i'm first in line, thanks to those fucking blinders!!

they can stick their blinders up their ASS!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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bindles

Adj.
another word for cuddling or bundling up.
Noun.
Signifies something REALLY cute.

this emoticon best describes "bindles"-
:3K
It's a cat face and the upper-case 'K' is it's little hands clapping together.

This use of the word "bindles" is only used in North East Ohio.
ex:Awww look at the little kitty! Bindles!

ex: person:I'm cold, lets snuggle
person2: K bindles!
by LguardAwitz March 31, 2009
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