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Asian

A person who enjoys rice, mathematics, and carries no more than 1 1/4 of in inch. Also has slanted eyes.
Woah dude that's a lot of rice, are you asian?

Your dick is small, wait.. are you.. asain?!
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
mugGet the Asianmug.

Asian Bryan

Against typical stereotypes, he has a big cock
Have you seen Asian Bryan's cock? He has to at least be 2 inches
by bryanhac November 19, 2023
mugGet the Asian Bryanmug.

Asian Table

1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor
We used a chair as our asian table.

She laid down on the asian table and we made out.
by Jeff789852 January 28, 2010
mugGet the Asian Tablemug.

Blamer-asian

Dude you are so a Blamer-asian there is more in your wood pile than just black.
by weebonilicious July 28, 2009
mugGet the Blamer-asianmug.

Asian Chopstixxx

When an Asian girl receives two erect penises at the same time from both her anus and vagina, while in a standing position, creating a chopstick effect with the two dongs.
Man, my buddy and I had a great night last night double chop sticking the Asian girl down the street. Hope she doesn't end up with an extra dumpling in the rice streamer. Never knew what an Asian Chopstixxx was until now.
by mXPhoeniX March 19, 2024
mugGet the Asian Chopstixxxmug.

Ken the Asian

Tiny eyes, hate’s people, extremely racist, and waste money.
by Aaasian June 10, 2022
mugGet the Ken the Asianmug.

Asian Cookie

1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.
Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!

Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
by HardcoreSmedgend August 3, 2017
mugGet the Asian Cookiemug.

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