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Matt Club

matt club is a type of bistos sold in pattiseries on the coast of palestine
by Si Dows August 31, 2025
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Matt

Where do I even begin? Matt’s are the most handsome men ever and stick by your side through everything. They are SUPER tall and have these STUNNING blue-green eyes that you can stare into for HOURS. They are usually somewhat athletic and are really good at 1 or 2 sports but love watching them. They are amazing story-tellers who entertain you when they tell their stories which they have never-ending with their fun life. They are fun and sometimes are OFF THE WALLS WITH CRAZINESS (this mood always creates the best memories and is an immaculate energy to collide with). They are your ride or die and like science and may even be a science teacher.
Girl: Hey who’s that 6’6 stud? He sticks out like a soar thumb.
Me: Oh that’s Matt you GOTTA love you a Matt
by Personbehindscreen5 August 5, 2020
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Matt

A guy who says dating is like an interview, you have to make yourself sound better than you are.

A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.

A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.
You're being a real Matt right now, some might call you a coward.
by 5556dan July 28, 2019
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Matt

Matt fux
by Jjhawx November 22, 2021
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matt helms

a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school
“omg he’s totally a matt helms
by Why don't we bishh October 30, 2022
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Matt

People with the name Matt have the most voluptuous dicks and will 10000% rip your pussy in two. They get all the females. People call him, 'Mrs. Steal yo girl'. This hotty will show up outa no where and steal yo bitch.
Matt is so fucking sexy in bed, he made me squirt all over.
by Johnisgay101 March 6, 2022
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Matt Briede

A gay person who is a petty bitch and needs to get a grip of life.
Matt Bredie: I watch gossip girls and riverdale

Everyone else: stop being gay Matt Briede
by The Indicator 6969 May 11, 2018
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