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Squirt Gun Fight

A competitive sex act in which two or more participants stand on opposite sides of a room and attempt to hit those on the other side with bodily fluids while masturbating. Semen, urine, feces, saliva, mucus, and most forms of vaginal and anal discharge are considered valid projectiles. Depending on local rules participants may or may not use certain objects, such as turkey basters and leaf blowers, to aid in directing the fluids towards their targets.
"Hello Dean! You should bring Martha and the kids over this Saturday for another squirt gun fight."
by shartstain March 30, 2015
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Gun-Free Safe-Zone

Gun-Free Safe-Zone: /ɡən/-/frē/ /sāf/-/zōn/

noun

An area or stretch of land having little to no weapons opening it up as a free fire and open target area with little to no resistance. "an open season pedestrian safe zone"
The pedestrians were easy targets in the gun-free safe-zone.
by RDaneel October 12, 2019
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Water bottle machine gun

i made a water bottle machine gun

john, its been three months
by Arkimist February 1, 2021
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straight shootin son of a gun

as used in the song by Three Dog Night, Joy to the World.
You know I love the ladies, love to have my fun, I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider. a straight shootin son of a gun ...
by Rainbow Rider July 6, 2023
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dead man's flare gun

The lowest tier weapon in a classic Doom/Quake-style first person shooter. Named such because all it does is draw attention to the user for somebody better-equipped to pwn.
I just killed somebody with a BFG and this noob still rushed me with a dead man's flare gun.
by BottleLiving June 28, 2011
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haha gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Its used in fps when a LMG with over 1000+ rpm is used
guy1:my gun is good
guy2:mine is better
guy1:show me it then
guy2:shows gun
guy3:ametures

guy1 and 2:what?
guy 3 with a lmg with over 1000+ rpm:haha gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by THE LORD JEEBUS July 8, 2021
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Machine Gun Kelly Jelly

The act of rapid ejaculation inside a girl, im talking 55 nuts in less than 30 seconds
Bruh. That girl mouth skill is crazy, made me pull off a machine gun kelly jelly and everything
by IssaMysteryy August 31, 2019
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