World War III

When all the nation on Earth nuked the shit out of eachother. Afterwards what few survivors there were lived in caves in Montana and spent their lives chugging whiskey until Zefram Cochran built a space ship out of a missile and brought back really smart friendly aliens who fixed everything

Russian guy: Oh, you want some vodka?

by poopsmith October 25, 2004

world war three

A point in time when everything is fucked.

*As someone watches the nukes hit* Oh shit! It's WW3!! This would be so cool if we werent all fucked in the ass right now!

by mud May 13, 2004

The Tik Tok Wars

The war on the app “Tik Tok” between the gamers, sandwich makers, and tracers. against the furries, sensitive 40 year olds and muffin times

We wish you Godspeed in your fight in the Tik Tok Wars

by Hdhdidhx November 23, 2018

cold war

Oops, eheheh, WORLD, not nation. Strongest nations in the WORLD. My bad. ^-^

How are people capable of defining words without needing to put in an example, huh?

by Dave April 11, 2004

Gears of War 3

The highly anticipated xbox 360 exclusive that was accidentally announced april 9th 2010 on the xbox dashboard. The announcement was soon deleted but it was to late before a screen shot was uploaded on the web. Gears 3 is planned to be released April of 2011 and is a sequel to gears of war 2 from 2008. I'm hoping that it will have an even better story mode from the improved first one to second one and have the awesome multiplayer like the first one mixed with the the elements that where good in the second one and awesome new things. Gears 3 is going to be awesome.

Guy: Did you know Gears of War 3 was announced?
Dude: What?! No, way!
Guy: Yea! Go checkout the Ashes to Ashes trailer.
Dude: Oh, shit. It looks really epic.
Guy: Yea, I know.

by TheGuyThatHas7Toes April 13, 2010

World War 3

Although unknown to the general population, there actually was a "World War 3." The fact that it only lasted 4 and a half seconds is why it's so unheard of. It happened about 2 years ago on October 2nd at 4:13am but ended shortly after when the United States sent Chuck Norris behind enemy lines in Mexico, France, and Iraq. The only reason it took him 4 and half seconds to drop 3 countries is the fact that he stopped for lunch in the middle of it.

(Son) "Dad, do you think World War 3 will happen in my lifetime?"
(Dad) "It already has son, it already has..."

by Jason "Minty Fresh" Bodi October 23, 2006

star wars geek

Someone who follows the production process of the latest movie from day one, buys tickets five months in advance, camps out at the movie theater for three weeks, wears a $2000 replica of Darth Vader's suit to the midnight premiere, sees the movie eight times in a row, and then goes to his online message board to say how terrible the movie was.

I'm a Star Wars fan, but there's no way in hell that I'm going to wait in line for a so-so movie.

by ddt July 6, 2005