Tool

When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.

Bully: “Dude you’re a hoe!”
Guy who ain’t a bully: “A hoe is a gardening tool!”
Bully: “Exactly…”

by ΒITCHES May 4, 2022

Toolboxsexual

when you have a wet dream about a toolbox, and suddenly, you can't look at toolbox the same. you are now horny for toolbox. just don't go around fucking any toolboxes, you hear me?

Remember when Marlo told us about his wet dream about a fridge?

Yeah! He's a toolboxsexual

by WaldoTags May 10, 2022

Toolin

Coined from California Rapper Dr.Dre and Eazy Es Boyz n The Hood lyric "niggas out here workin construction leavin hammers in dey tag, gettin rubbed by a foo da wrong way keepin mouths shut, Press no niggas but b toolin fo a bag"

He was pissed but was toolin other wise man's woulda let you know

by Dre residing June 11, 2022

Toolest

A group of childhood friends. They’re some of the coolest guys I know.

I’m gonna miss every member of Toolest.

by C3viche June 12, 2022

Tooligans

The same as hooligans but are employed by a third party to do dirty work.

Man those Cheeseburglers sure were Tooligans

by Yeokel June 26, 2022

Tool

Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.

From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).

A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."

by Tony du Angletere June 29, 2022

toolbandit

Oh he's a toolbandit (PENIS)

That guy is as much use as as a toolbandit

by Urban w July 6, 2022