Sleep jizzum

The layer of filth that covers you during slumber.

Me: “The inside of your ear looks shiny”
Greg Clifford: “Oh that’s just from my sleep jizzum”

by GW Dunston December 31, 2018

Meat sleeps

When you give someone the meat and put ‘em to sleep

Travis took Esteban to pound town and gave him a case of the meat sleeps ; she woke up from the meat sleeps with a sore throat

by YourdadJason August 17, 2022

Sleep

Believing something that’s not real.

My friend believes everything she sees on the internet: “Omg so n so is getting married” “You sleep nigga, that shi fake”.

by Bigbootyyooo January 9, 2025

Sleep Hangover

When you get a good nights sleep, waking up is the equivelant is that of a hangover.

"Did you see that college girl?"
"Yeah what about her"
"She looks like she has a sleep hangover."

by rugbygirl15 October 30, 2011

Sleep gummy

When an old person and/or person with no teeth tries to give you head

I’m trying to give you a sleep gummy

by Mitchiles February 25, 2024

The more you sleep, the more you sloop.

Common phrase in Denmark

"The more you sleep, the more you sloop." so Shut the fuck up

by Daneshto July 20, 2024

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025