January 9th

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born

Wow she’s born on january 9th she’s so attractive!!

by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021

January 14

January 14th is national kiss your crush day! You are allowed to kiss them on this day so DON'T WASTE IT

January 14 is so cool, im gonna kiss him today i promise

by Greystorb January 13, 2022

January 26

Today is one of the only days when you can ask a girl out and they can’t say no. Take advantage of this day.

You:Hey wanna date?
Crush:no

You but it’s January 26th 😏

by Diarrheaeater9000 January 25, 2022

January 28th

National windmill Russ day.

I can’t believe it’s January 28th it’s national windmill Russ day, he’s fucked.

by Logangarang January 28, 2021

January 23

The national day a girlfriend must show their boyfriend their boobs.

"Dude, she just sent me a picture of her boobs!" "Of course it's January 23rd remember?"

by kestrelsbf January 23, 2022

JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud

Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”

by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021

January 14

Kiss your crush

*Kisses crush* crush;wtf me;it’s January 14 crush;oh *kisses back*

by Urmomis January 12, 2022