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January 23

This is one of the only days where you can ask your crush out and they can’t say no.

Hey wanna be my girlfriend/boyfriend?

No

But it’s January 23

by Diarrheaeater9000 January 22, 2022

January 26

Today is one of the only days when you can ask a girl out and they can’t say no. Take advantage of this day.

You:Hey wanna date?
Crush:no

You but it’s January 26th 😏

by Diarrheaeater9000 January 25, 2022