Definitions by Diarrheaeater9000

January 26 

Today is one of the only days when you can ask a girl out and they can’t say no. Take advantage of this day.

You:Hey wanna date?
Crush:no

You but it’s January 26th 😏

January 26 by Diarrheaeater9000 January 25, 2022

January 23 

This is one of the only days where you can ask your crush out and they can’t say no.

Hey wanna be my girlfriend/boyfriend?

No

But it’s January 23

January 23 by Diarrheaeater9000 January 22, 2022