The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.
by emerson parker November 12, 2016

Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.
by Korty4040 May 19, 2023

I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.
Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!
Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!
by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021

El Luck-o was really low on the sugar this morning, best to con passay on that dealamomous. Sorry about my mex-text brue, i rang the bell for breakfast earlier.
by OB_77 October 30, 2017

by Valkyrixa October 1, 2022

An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.
Similar to calling a wall.
Similar to calling a wall.
1.
Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"
Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."
2.
Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"
Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."
3.
Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."
Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"
Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."
2.
Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"
Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."
3.
Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."
Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
by larfz March 25, 2013

Dude, my baby's lost interest in me. She's on that phone all the time. I think she's having extramarital text.
Yeah, Bro, I just got a booty text from her!
Yeah, Bro, I just got a booty text from her!
by weteachourselves August 14, 2011
