text pretend

Pretending to be with another person via text, while being geographically separated.

John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.

Samantha: You mean text pretend?

by Bryck April 19, 2014

flex-texting

Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex

This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc

by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015

Sir Text-A-Lot

A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.

Hey, Sir Text-A-Lot, it’s your turn at the pool table, everyone is waiting.

by Inkzall March 22, 2024

Text silence

When Darlene starts texting in a group text and everyone stops because she is an idiot and no one likes her

We were all laughing our asses off in a group text until Darlene said something totally stupid and there was an immediate text silence...

by angelfood June 13, 2019

Texting

(n.) Modern romance at it's finest.

dude, if she's texting you, reply, like, please

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

-leeknow

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later JAGIYA 💜

by beomgyussandhanitizer_ January 29, 2025

Text Job

Like a blowjob, but over text.

Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol

by dixie8123 November 19, 2018