Tri-Tit

When the padding from your sports bra merges into the center pocket creating a third lump, forming the appearance of a tri-tit.

"God dammit I need to go to the washroom, I got another tri-tit again

by Masterstache Graphics November 16, 2016

mammoth tits

Tits that are so big, it defies all science and suggests the existence of a loving God for some or a cruel God for others.

Mammoth Tits

Loving - That woman has tits so big, I need more than two hands.

Cruel - That woman has tits so big, she is a hunchback from their weight.

by Totallynotadogontheinternet123 November 22, 2016

cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside

Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits

by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016

Noodle Tits

Tits that have long nipples

" I pulled down her shirt and she had noodle tits"

by XXXSuckMyFuckXXX April 2, 2016

Tribal tits

Long cylindrical or pancake style breasts that get in the way of everything! They flap and slap, they can't be contained. Tribal tits are not for bras and bras aren't made for tribal tits.

I was watching a documentary about the Pygmy people the other day. One of them had crazy tribal tits!

by Banana Hammie November 6, 2019

tit list

A “hit list” of tits you wanna see.

Bro1: “Bro she has much boobs.”

Bro2: “Oh yea, definitely on my tit list.”

by PunnyHumor March 21, 2019

Kester's tits

A phrase to exclaim the loss of motivation for any school work.

Jon : " Yo Alan, did you complete the design and technology homework?"
Alan : " No bro, I got Kester's Tits"

I have kester's tits

by Slayyer0888 April 9, 2019