Miami Beach of Texas

Beach that resembles Miami but in the great state of Texas
Let’s get our salads tossed at The Miami Beach of Texas
by Dorinda69 September 02, 2018
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Texas Shoot Out

When about to ejaculate you put a nerf dart (preferably with a thumbtack taped or glued to the end) into the urethra and shoot it onto the woman's face or breast
Guy: It was going well until i hit her eye with the texas shoot out

Guy 2: Dang bro, thats gotta sting
by Haha statue goes bonk August 13, 2020
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west texas hoedown

a sexual act that takes part between one woman and 4 or more men, usually from different nationalities
"Charlie, what's a West Texas Hoedown?"
"I don't know, Sarah, why's that?"
"Well I asked Becky what she was up to for the weekend, and that's what she told me!"
by Mister.H May 06, 2015
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texas hot clap

A specific sex move originating from a deleted scene involving Ryan Reynolds. The "Texas Hot Clap" is a maneuver in which one spanks the other's ass with a warm iron. Slathering substances on the iron prior to performing the clap has added significant sexual tension.
Anna: My signature sex move is the texas hot clap!
Sam: I'm filing for divorce.
by N0tL4me May 24, 2018
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Texas two step

When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.
Dude, every time I’m trying to walk past someone we end up Texas Two Stepping
by Two Step Tutorials October 20, 2018
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Texas Ski Lift

When your wife punishes you by lifting your dick up from behind you
Last night, my husband came home late, so I gave him a Texas Ski Lift
by Waterboy10 September 20, 2012
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Texas Gas Station

When you take peanut butter m&ms and pour them in your partners vaginal cavity, continue intercourse and crush the m&ms with your penis until your partner is ready to suck the peanut butter off your dick.
“Mmm I’m so full of peanut butter m&ms from that Texas Gas Station we just did.”
by Audgepodgebigodge July 14, 2020
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