Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022

Saving a slice

to save someone from being shot, stabbed, or killed. this is often used by the person winning a fight as mercy.

Person 1: "bro saved that guy a slice"

Person 2: "fr"

Person 3: "a prime example of saving a slice"

by Ratthaloss October 26, 2022

lick my slice

Used in the same context as “suck my dick” by men.
Used often by myself (HAH to DV/JB)

“Bitch, why don’t you just lick my slice”

by Momof9cats January 25, 2023

Wisconsin Deli Slicer

The act of of making a grilled cheese.

I asked her to make me something to eat and the bitch made me a Wisconsin Deli Slicer.

by KGB Construction February 5, 2023

No matter how you slice it

It means no matter how you interpret or express something, it will still result in the same outcome. Moreover, the truth of a statement is not changed or affected by the way a situation is thought about or described. It’s a foregone statement.

Also “any way you slice it”.

No matter how you slice it, dogs are a man’s best friend.

by Bah Zah October 22, 2023

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and my friend both did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer yesterday.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.

by anonymous December 6, 2024