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German Fan Shower 

German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.
Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".

Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".
German Fan Shower by KinkyFuck August 28, 2016

three-point shower 

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.
Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.

Colombian rain shower 

To drink a lot of coffee before engaging in the sexual act of peeing on your partner
I love the smell of coffee in the morning...after a colombian rain shower
Colombian rain shower by Sslimings September 12, 2018

A Marine Corps Shower 

Jesus man you really smell”

“Sorry dude, I was only able to take a marine corps shower today

Zippo Hot Shower 

Zippo rechargeable hand warmer in waterproof bag immersed in a pocket shower
Bro this Ukrainian chick said I needed to a shower...but she didn’t know I invented the zippo hot shower

Coops Meat Shower

When a large man pours bacon grease on you and has intercourse with your armpit.
"Bro, that chick was so hot I gave her a Coops meat shower!"
Coops Meat Shower by JDangle69 March 24, 2019