Shagoween

British term for Halloween where people dress up as monsters and have sex

Can’t wait to dress up as Michael Myers’s and smash some birds on shagoween

by Michael Myers’s October 18, 2023

Shagoween

Celebrated across the UK every year on 31st October, and is the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Saints' Day.

Can't wait to go wank and spunk on Shagoween

by shagoweenismyfavouriteholiday October 18, 2023

shagalaboogadoo

Shagaaboogadoo (Shah-gah-lah-boo-gah-doo) Means to commit cannibalism inside of the bed of a Ford truck while masturbating.

I committed shagalaboogadoo in my friends truck, but he made me clean up the mess after.

by OverLeftover October 18, 2023

shaggy

a very power handsome unit who is THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

oh no run away its shaggy

by thatguysfriend October 20, 2023

Shagarai

Shagarais are the lowest form of humans and should be euthanised. They are short, black, squeaky and mushy. If you ever come across one you will instantly know due to their abysmal breath and fugly looks. You can identify them through simple observations; Shagarais fake their deep voices and look like 3-toed sloths, their beady eyes peer out from their sloped head. They have long black toes that allow them to climb trees, their bodies, while uniquely adapted for life in the treetops, appear almost comically disproportionate. If you ever are unlucky enough to come across one, do the world a favour and kill it instantly.

Person 1: Is that a Shagarai
Person 2: Oh yuck I can smell its breath from here
Person 1: Quick Lets kill i-
*Both people died from gazing at Shagarais fucked head*

While Hunting Shagarai, they can only be killed by brushing their teeth, as having good breath is unbelievable for a Shagarai blowing up their fucked heads.

by Shagarai Hunter November 1, 2023

shaggability coefficient

How shaggable a person is. Can be used for men and women.

Friend 1: Hey dude, did you see Alice today?
Friend 2: Yeah bro, the shaggability coefficient is off the charts!

by gusfringd November 2, 2023

Shagstar

A Shagstar is a bloke who makes his women cry from having a powerful orgasm.

How was that babe. Looks like the Shagstar just got you tearing up

by Mr McRight November 4, 2023