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Bull-Shoney

A combination of "bullshit" and "boloney" (bologna, for you literals)

An cleaner and funnier way to say bullshit or baloney.
Jane: You know Harvey drank your orange juice, right?
Shawneka: Aww, that's some BULL-SHONEY!
by Rheeb April 14, 2010
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Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
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Smurfit-Stone

Be sure to throw your can in the Smurfit-Stone bin!
by It's Me!! June 19, 2013
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the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
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Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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moses stone

Is fucking badass & calls Mexicans MOJos and Wet Backs
by Carrie Underwood11 November 25, 2013
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King Stone

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.
"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"
by Herbivore July 11, 2015
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