An act illegal in every state of the U.S.; when someone shoves a tennis racket or similarly shaped object into either the vagina or anus. Whether the racket goes in thin, or wide end first, is a matter of flexibility. Sometimes referred to as "racketing".
"What do you think Goatse can fit up there?"
"I bet I could racket a skank with with on no lube."
"lol wut"
"I bet I could racket a skank with with on no lube."
"lol wut"
by Oti March 9, 2008
Get the Racket a skank mug.Part of a phrase usually used after one has a killing streak of 3+ with a rocket launcher of some sort. More power to the person if the rocket launcher requires reloading after one round has been fired and/or the targets were moving at a speed greater than that of a sprint.
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The male organ used to engage in male on male sex. Can be used by NASA employees or anyone in general.
by JONMAPS August 18, 2010
Get the Man Rocket mug.by keith1234567890wryyrueueu May 2, 2010
Get the Douche Rocket mug.The act of lubricating ones penis and wanking off ( or masturbating ) with Germ-X, or the prefered hand sanitizer. While convenient, this method results in a burning sensation on ones foreskin.
This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.
This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.
Co-Worker: “Dylan went into the back room by himself for about three and a half minutes and came back looking dehydrated and red in the face. I don’t think he fapped. He didn’t use the restroom afterwards.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”
by drdoofenshmurtz March 20, 2018
Get the Houston Rocket mug.You're getting head from a girl, you bust right up her nostrel and say you have siphilis and watch her launch it out like a snot rocket. Just whiter.
by Nose Boner May 11, 2009
Get the White snot rocket mug.A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.
Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012
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