2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine

Faith in humanity lost.

The 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine marks the period in history when where faith in humanity was, yet again, lost.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 2, 2022

hot sexy Russian apes

a dog breed paul

oh my goodness those hot sexy Russian apes are making me sweat

by What an Idiot January 10, 2022

russian muffin from hell

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.

"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"

by max May 17, 2005

Russian cow tail

When a man and a women cut off some of their pubic hair and then proceeding to put it on the tip of the man's penis while there is a bit of sperm so it sticks,then having vaginal sex with the girl while the pubic is on the penis

That Russian cow tail last night was amazing,it hurt a little bit but it was so pleasurable.

by vanilla sun October 14, 2011

Russian piss bomb

A sexual practice where the male takes a piss in the woman's mouth and then the male fuck's her until she spits out the piss.

Yo bro my lady wanted to step up our sex life so I gave her a Russian piss bomb

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD December 17, 2021

fish and chips with russian dressing

The classic fish and chips with russian dressing requires at least three people, one of which must be a woman on her period, and one of which must be a man. The man penetrates the bleeding woman (this would be the fish and chips) and upon orgasm completes the preparation of the russian dressing, i.e. semen mixed with menstrual blood. The third person simply laps everything up from below. While the gender of the third person is irrelevant, their presence is necessary because it's only an FnC with RD if someone is eating it.

Man: I heard Napoleon was all about the fish and chips with russian dressing.

Woman: Oh word?

by steven yard July 4, 2010

russian charlie river spill

the act of putting a live excited fish that is atleast 5.4 inches long and inserting the fish into a condom or bag and putting it in the rectum or vagina.

this is also a form of bestiality and probebly illegal so dont do it, or do it i dont care your hole.

i went swimming and found a fish and shoved it up my ass and got a good old russian charlie river spill.

by wordsmithexplosion February 22, 2011