Piss dance

A type of lap dance that is like a regular one except the woman pisses on your lap. It is a kind of kinky sex play.

He got a piss dance.

by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011

piss dirty

It's when someone fails a piss drug test.

Guy#1" Hey where's Mike?'

Guy#2" He pissed Dirty so they Let him go!" Mikes bro

Guy#1"I hate drug test, shit belows, Piss dirty!!!"

by luvs2speed69 April 10, 2007

YouTube Piss

YouTube Poop's alter ego, the only difference is that it's even worse. Believe me, it is.

Person 1: Hey, I just watched this awesome YouTube Poop!
Person 2: I watched an epic YouTube Piss.
Person 1: DEUUEAUGH
*person 1 dies*

by sonicroxs October 27, 2010

piss ass

an enhancer that can refer to basically anything at any given time based on the speakers intent. similar to how one would address someone as an "asshole" in a negative regard, but more versatile because it can enhance positive emotion equally. it can demonstrate jealousy, respect, hate, and even happiness. its uses are as wide as the receiver is comfortable with accepting, and generally demands a response. it is derogatory in nature, but a term used amongst friends (especially to each other) to express a given sentiment. originated in south milwaukee, over a game of pool.

mad/angry: you stole my last fish stick you piss ass!
respect: you piss ass, i can't believe you made that cut shot 8-ball bank. i gotta learn that shot!
happiness: i can't believe you planned this awesome party for me you piss ass, thanks bro!

by adamvivitron November 10, 2011

holding their piss

When a guy or a group of guys refuses to leave the company of attractive female or females at a club or bar because they know she'll be approached by other males or wander away if left alone.

"Should we go talk to those girls?"
"We could, but those assholes are holding their piss."

by Reubenscoobins January 11, 2009

Ill Pissed

A state of extreme anger. Pissed off beyond belief

Person 1#: Is that movie rated R?
Person 2#: Yeah, I think so
Person #1: Oh fuck, I'll be ill pissed if they don't let us in

by I'm on a fuckin boat June 18, 2009

Piss-Kiss

The event of urine being splashed over the sphincter, buttocks, and/or perineum after faeces drops into the toilet water while the depositor is defecating.

"Bleurgh, just got piss-kissed by last night's bananas."

by Graham Gooch February 24, 2010