Paper badge

A piece of degreed paper mentally worn after years of schooling, usually producing an opinion of superior thinking.

All those years of schooling to get your paper badge and now you have all authority?

by Chichimec January 1, 2024

it's just paper.

A common motto used to dismiss a purchase, not as a negative but as a positive enforcing that they were comfortable with making that overall purchase.

Billy Bob "Man did you really buy me these Jordans as a gift? That must have cost you a ton!"

Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "

by yungtommyfrm18th ave January 3, 2024

Cloak and paper

Slower than a dagger, and even slower than slow cutting.

The girl pretending to be his friend was making cuts between his ribs with paper as the cloak and paper tactics proceeded to go as she planned.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

pixel paper

Synonymous with electronic ink displays used in e-readers like the Kindle or Nook but easier to pronounce.

I'm happy to hear that pixel paper is getting cheaper! Maybe I can afford an e-reader!

by canonlibel July 30, 2010

toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020

PAPER CHASER

1. It's a state of mind. Only one thing is on they mind when it comes to makin' money and that's money. It takes focuse to achieve successfully.

2. One who wants wealth, to be rich. Hustling, grinding, gettin' dat money. Someone dat knows what it takes to make it happen and stackin' they bread.

3. Likes to show off what they got wit clothes, shoes, jewelry, handbags, hair, nails, cars, cribs and a phat wallet.

People be callin' me a golddigger but naw, I'm just a paper chaser.

by Knowitall444 January 16, 2022

Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020