Uh Oh Jesus

Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.

Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.

by GregH May 7, 2004

Oh my gosh

A minced oath version of oh my god.

Oh my gosh, that is so cool!

by Thue February 6, 2010

oh my oooooh

Same as Oh my goodness, or Oh My God. Except this term is only used when getting head from a female, or some type of excerpt is done by a female to turn you on.

Kevin: Yo Stacy what's poppin'? What up wit dat dome?
Stacy: Aiight but just this once. *proceeds in giving Kevin some of dat goodness*
Kevin: Oh My Oooooh!!

Bobby: Ay Kim You need to stop playin and lemme drop it in dem drawls real quick.
Kim: Ok *takes her bra off and tits spill all over the place*
Bobby: Oh My Oooooh!!

by Leu February 25, 2007

oh my noob

A phrase used by people who play Halo too much. Derived from oh my god and noob. Short form: OMN!

Oh my f***ing noob this lag is so f***ing for noobs!!!11

by 7de7dotcom June 20, 2005

Oh god, why?

a meme used in rage comics to define a memory of something stupid you did.
see Rage Comic

4 years ago: as a 7 year old kid you got naked in your class and asked for sex because you saw your parents say and do it.
4 years later:Oh god, Why? I'm a idiot
from a Rage Comic stupidity dumbass rage dumb

by cocothecat11 January 2, 2012

yu gi oh

An anime cartoon that is spliced and edited for american viewers to make it even crappier than it already is. Yugi, the main character apparently is always hopped up on crack because his eyes are friggin huge. He also has a split personality. Because he gets all serious and talks like a cheesey sports announcer. The only thing they do in the cartoon is stand on a podium thingy and shout commands to card that have come 'alive' on an outrageous 3-D computer generator thing. If I have offended 9 year olds or loser 25 year olds who like yu gi oh, well FUCK YOU. :)

sony roolz slaps the salami to YU-Gi-Oh.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

the oh-fuck milisecond

The milisecond in between saying/doing something very inapporopriate/embarassing/stupid/racist/sexist/etc and actually realizing what you just said and that fucked up real bad. This milisecond is usually followed by a silence, awkward staring, and you; feeling as though you'd want to just dissapear right away.

-you, telling an mean black joke
-insert the oh-fuck milisecond here
-realizing just a moment too late that your one black friend is there

by sam58743895340789 February 18, 2009