New Hampshire 

A rural state of hardy pick-up truck drivers, mountains, toll plazas, fireworks stands, cheap liquor, and bitter cold that a flock of massholes passes through weekly on the way to an expensive ski vacation, where they engage in tax free shopping to send a handful of young New Hampshirites to college in Massachusetts.

New Hampshire: Live, freeze and die. Ayuh.

New Hampshire by Trev January 28, 2004

new york rappers vs atlanta rappers 

atlanta rappers: featuring each other in each others songs, helping each other, generally having the other atlanta rapper's back

new york rappers: always having beef with each other

atlanta rappers are nicer to each other

new york rappers vs atlanta rappers by emmanem April 12, 2005

New Age Bogan or NAB 

NAB or New age bogan a person who drives a 4 to 6cly imported cars from japan and think's it's a race car but really it's a japanese family sedan eg. 4 door Skyline, honda and a toyota soarer and often have what is called a car slut or skank.

A female that will sleep with anyone and are 15 to 20 years younger then the male. This person will hate holden and ford as they will be beaten be these cars all the time most of these. NAB's will work at place like KFC and Mc donald's and most of them will join a car club called boostcruising they will drive there full sick rice's and hang out at most KFC and or Mc Donald's car parks AKA there work and most of these car's don't have boost AKA turbo's and or supercharger's.

gay carp NAB shit race rice fagNew Age Bogan or NAB

New Age Bogan or NAB by W.H.Runner July 19, 2009

New York Bus Ride 

A sexual act between two men in which the receiving partner, person A, is sitting on the other partner's, person B's, lap sideways. Additionally, B sucks A's dick while fucking him in the ass.

"I'll sit on your lap and let you fuck my ass, but you have to suck my dick."

"Okay, before or after?"

"Dude, during. I want a New York Bus Ride."

New York Bus Ride by SamKatz April 25, 2010

New York Minute 

Traditionally it has meant in the blink of an eye.

But after 9/11, due to the large air play of the song New York Minute (by Don Henley, and covered by the Eagles) it has taken on the further connotation of "A Blink Of an Eye that Changes Everything." Cataclysmic.

A sudden accident that takes a life. Any senseless violence, or of course the 9/11 attacks themselves. But it can be a good event too. When New York legalized Gay Marriage, the media reported the event as a New York Minute - the signing of that bill would change the state forever.

New York Minute by VinnyFromNewYork July 31, 2011

New Jersey 

The dumbest, most retarded state in the U.S. An absolute disgrace to the entire nation, a filthy dump, and full of nothing but skanks and retards who can't talk correctly.

Luckily, they will never be able to understand what any of this says because none of them can read.

North Korea: "If you don't stop, we'll nuke New Jersey!*
The entire U.S. population minus New Jersey: "Please do, you'll be doing us all a favor."

New Jersey by Homemade_herpatitis January 10, 2018

New Jersey 

Land of conspicuous consumption, Italians, dark hair, guidos, aggressive drivers, malls, diners, high property taxes, heavily-accented syllables, jughandles and the infamous Jersey shore. I think that sums it up.

If you want to make sure that your mortgage payment is among the highest in the country, live in New Jersey.

The friendliest people are not found in New Jersey.

New Jersey by aquarius32 January 1, 2010