by Ethan10122004 April 14, 2019

Noun, a full set of pubic hairs or pubes often very long and not well kept. a Magical Forrest has only one native specie, the bush. but can become infected with, many invasive species such as crabs and other STI's.
by Stanky Dragon December 31, 2011

by orange justice simulator October 31, 2018

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 7, 2025

by Whoseeedat October 23, 2020

by NormalDude420 September 11, 2022

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.
People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!
If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.
If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.
If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!
If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.
If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.
If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!
by @BigMac April 23, 2024
