licks on ya weetabix 

The equivalent of "shame" or "unlucky" to somebody who suffers a bit of misfortune, but it should not be used offensively e.g. if somebodys mate dies you shouldnt say it. You should only say it when its laughable at.

a friend: "I got turned down for the job because they said they didnt like my hair"

Me: "Licks on ya weetabix!!"

licks on ya weetabix by Tom O'G November 15, 2006

lickarse 

The asskisser.or also a stubborn person to the point of being an asshole.

She is a lickarse.
She is extremely stubborn and reaches the pont of being a lickarse.

lickarse by Tafner May 26, 2008

cookie licking 

The act of calling "dibs" on something long before you actually intend to do it. For example, announcing that your team will handle project X when in fact you won't even start until sometime next year.

"I just got that email saying you were going to write the backend for the TacoTruck web app? Is that true?"
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."

cookie licking by Fake Steve Yegge August 30, 2013

Internal licking 

When you stuck your head inside yourself and lick you know what

Hey Dude, last night i did some internal licking
Bro, that’s sick my parents won’t let me

Internal licking by B-Monkey Obama May 7, 2020

Bag licking hot 

Right hot! Possibly so hot your bag needs to be licked to alleviate the eternal inferno in your pants. Although not specifically linked to a defined temperature, bag licking hot is considered to be that level of hotness which can only be cooled with bag licking.

yeah, today is bag licking hot!
that broad is bag licking hot!

Bag licking hot by EastCoastBS July 5, 2009

clit licker 

(noun) one who licks a clitoris. Can be male or female

Sara:"That Fred is an excellent clit licker".

Sara:"My friend Marge is a fantastic clit licker when she's not sucking cock."

clit licker by Jake March 24, 2004

Dick Licker 

Dick Licker: a male or female that enjoys sucking on a male's penis (see blow job)

Francis sucked Frank's penis all night, what a dick licker!

Dick Licker by ~Keyona January 9, 2004