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kick your own cat

Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.

The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.

The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."
by some guy from the internet October 13, 2014
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kick annoying people day

On December 1st kick people who annoy you. You have full permission to kick or even bite them.
Tomorrow is kick annoying people day get ready.
by Jaguar howdy November 25, 2021
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kick ur friend day

On 1st of November it’s kick ur friend day. You better get ur foot ready
You: Hey it’s kick ur friend day stand still

Friend: wait wha...... aaaaarrrrrggggg
by Lisa silpson October 30, 2020
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National kick Ambi day

Today is the day you can kick your friend Amber who likes to be called Ambi
" Today is October 28 which means it's national kick Ambi day" said Bobb
by YOU_SUCKKK October 23, 2019
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National Kick Sam Day

If someones name is Sam, you get to kick them.
Person one: Hey, its national kick Sam day!
Sam: Oh god...
by urdailygay November 2, 2019
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kick you a new asshole

kicking somebodies ass so bad that get a new one
(it is a expression)
"you Phil last night i was killing you in madden"

shut up before i kick you a new asshole
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FOCUS OF TEH KICK

When you focus a kick, preferably aimed at someone’s face.
If you don't watch yoself, I might just have to use the FOCUS OF TEH KICK!
by Somebody April 5, 2004
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