michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan

michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023

pulling a Jordan

Verb. To follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited

The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.

by Illneedasaviour November 3, 2014

Jordan

A Jordan is a British Male who typically has brown hair and eyes. Jordan may also be short and very sexy. His last name will most likely start with a H because that is a sexy letter fitting his sexy appearance.

“Hey look it’s Jordan”
“Zamn 😍”

by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022

Jordan

A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.

Rebecca: ew who is that turd
Her friend: lol thats the dumb head named Jordan

by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019

Jordan

Someone who has only a scrotum
No dick
No balls
Only sack

Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

Jordan Fedyna

A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.

Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna

by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022

Jordan

Looks up to his big homies Ashleigh and Brittany

Jordan wants to be like Britt and ash

by Kayla love November 25, 2021