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Internet boy bestfriend

Someone you love more than anything.

Someone you met online but means the world to you

Your bestest friend ever
Your big brother who loves you like a sister
Can be miles and miles away

Will meet one day in their lives

Will never forget
“Why is she saying she loved him on text?”
‘Because he’s her internet boy bestfriend
by Omgitsmebt May 20, 2018
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fulltime internet homo

Pretty much just Daniel Howell.
This happens when you „meant“ to say fulltime internet hobo....
„I quit COLLEGE to become a fulltime internet homo, I MEAN HOBO. Gosh.“
by Strange Phangirl April 23, 2018
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Internet Bloody Knuckles

Arguing online about a topic that is dead. Everyone who's had any interest in the topic has heard everything there is to say. Everyone has made up their mind. Nobody is on the fence. The fence isn't even there anymore. The fence was there to distinguish the sides from each other, but y now it doesn't matter who is standing where. The topic is dead.

This is aptly named after a "game" where two people care way too much about what their peers think of them, to an extent where they take turns punching each other's fists and pretending it doesn't hurt. Everyone watching holds back their laughter while these two people wreck a body part they'll need for the rest of their lives (these are normally kids, and injuring the skeleton before it's finished growing is very harmful. It affects the growth and can cause deformations) because they think it makes them look like badasses, rather than dumbasses.

Who is told that they won Bloody Knuckles is up to house rules, but nobody really wins Bloody Knuckles. Nobody wins Internet Bloody Knuckles either. They think they won, based on whatever (like house rules), but all they really did was stress themselves out. Everyone else took one look at the topic, knew everything that would be said, and just moved on. Unlike the original Bloody Knuckles, Internet Bloody Knuckles can have any number of players, but even 2 is too many.

Now their real problems (which can actually be mitigated) will be harder to deal with.
Person 1: "The fictional character in this lewd drawing is not 18."

Person 2: "Guys, can we not play Internet Bloody Knuckles again? I can't in good conscience look the other way anymore. At this point it's as painful to think about as it is to watch. Go work out or study or stab water with a pencil. Anything but this."

Person 3: "They're not a real person."

Person 2: "Balls... 🤦"
by Some random person, idfk July 9, 2023
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daily dose of internet

basically the channel who post 1000000 iq stuff
hi this is your daily dose of internet is what he says
by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022
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Internet Yocto-celebrity

a celebrity on the internet known by an audience so small it's to be measured on the size of yocto
Little do they know I'm an Internet Yocto-celebrity...
by adellexie January 6, 2022
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Internet Tough Guy

A feckless, worthless useless human being. A paper tiger. (vulgar) A pussy.
That guy who comments on everything with a decidedly hateful point of view is a real Internet Tough Guy.
by Hal Jalikakik 2013 December 8, 2021
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Internet wrestling community

The internet wrestling community is a hell hole of a place for wrestling fans and you will get attacked for having an opinion
Hey all I love-
The Internet wrestling community: SHUT UP
by Best_Ambrose May 20, 2021
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