chick food 

Food that only women and fags eat. Popularized by that Burger King Texas Double Wopper commercial. Examples include:
salad
tofu
yogurt
cottage cheese
quiche
Special K
Lean Cusine
Crystal Light

i an't eating that chick food

chick food by satrain June 16, 2006

White People Food 

Here is a list of white people food made by a white person: Mayonnaise, any casserole dish, potato salad, coleslaw, most things made with mayo, varietal breads, things with out seasoning or very little seasoning, CHIC-FIL-A, salad with no dressing, feet ect

Wow, this food has no flavor, and is covered in mayonnaise, must be White People Food! Damnit, not again.

White People Food by DaniWeird69 December 11, 2021

dragon food 

Chocolates bought for one's better half in order to smooth over a situation.

"I came in wasted last night, pissed the bed. Better get to the garage for some dragon food"

dragon food by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

fender food 

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..

"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"

fender food by footfarmer September 24, 2005

treat food 

1. <noun> One's personal property or a gathering of properties which
is regarded as unique.

2. <verb> To walk around, going nowhere, to lollygoggle.

Where's my fukkin' treat food?! That was my last rig fer Chrissakes!

I treat fooded around the mall as I waited for my gurl to get her nails done.

treat food by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

monkey food 

Cocaine. Refers to the experiment where Monkeys were given a choice between actual food or cocaine. Turns out the Monkeys always chose the cocaine. In another experiment, Monkeys could push a button and receive cocaine. The monkeys would repeatedly push the button for more cocaine "Monkey Food".

Gimme more monkey food! Are you monkeying around tonight? Where is Monkey Boy? Got Monkey Food?

monkey food by Mike B White January 22, 2007

Fridge Food 

Food that you eat while you are looking in the fridge for food to eat.

Mary Jane eats her snack packs as fridge food while she is looking for a healthy lunch.

Fridge Food by Fridge Jane April 4, 2010