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fart or shart 

When you’re not sure if the next thing to exit your anus is gas or shit but you go ahead and push it out anyway, that’s playing fart or shart.

You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.
Hey Karen, why so glum? You look like you played fart or shart and lost!

Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!

Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.
fart or shart by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
Related Words

fart muelling 

The act of blowing compressed air into a whores anus and having her hold onto the false fart whilst you pack in a few grams of Columbias finest. She gets into position and let's rip over your eagerly awaiting conk. You get a nose full of the good stuff and a lung full of the bad stuff.
I've got a few grams left over and a couple of coins spare. How about you come over here are be my fart mule.

I'm beyond snorting off a hookers backside. I'm more about fart muelling now.
fart muelling by Uncle Nastyfingers November 25, 2019

Fart Bag 

A word used when someone is showing lack of effort, or a way of saying your weird. Commonly used popularized by Aryan Patel.
Man your really being a “fart bag” right now.
Fart Bag by Chikabou December 11, 2019

Fart box 

A fart box is a closed space or room with a door that is totally consumed with a fart. When this said closed space is opened up the only thing you smell is that fart.
P1: “Man I just totally created a fart box in the shower! Do not go in there for awhile.”
P2: “Didn’t need to know that but thanks for sharing.”
Fart box by blackkitty00 December 25, 2019

fart inhaler

The act of when a certain individual’s mouth is farted upon. The individual then takes one deep breath allowing the anal fumes to enter their lungs.
I never considered myself a fart inhaler until my lungs were filled with methane

Fart Cereal

The act in which you fart into a cereal box and then serve someone cereal from that box.
Eva was mad at Michael and served him a huge bowl of fart cereal
Fart Cereal by Mamaeva May 4, 2020