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facebook stalker

a unknown character that into all the groups, fan clubs you are into on facebook.
John:dude i have notice this one chick that into all the stuff i'm into.
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!
by ur stalker(jk) April 13, 2010
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facebook offical

when somebody says something and it is on facebook
Him and i are dating its facebook offical.
by Chivaun Snyder January 21, 2011
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Facebook jail

Facebook blocks you because you want privacy and changed your name into a fake name. Or Facebook blocks you because you post too much in a group, Facebook sees you as spam. Or Facebook blocks you for having too many friends. Facebook is extremely introverted. Not a good place for extroverts.
This is Steve, I am in Facebook jail for 7 days. This is my brothers account.
by Ravenland May 29, 2018
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the facebook 15

The phenomenon of quickly gaining 15 lbs. by going to too many facebook-related events. Much like "the Freshman 15" for college.
It's fun reconnecting with friends but my clothes don't fit ever since I gained the facebook 15!
by rison May 19, 2009
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About Facebook

To do change your mind on your decision to be on facebook.com Or, to do an about face.
Due to the message Renee received from her psycho ex, she decided to do an about facebook, cutting off all her friends and family in the process.
by KirkCHI December 27, 2009
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facebook chatted

She facebook chatted that hot guy Evan last night and casually brought it up in conversation to her friends.
by honeypig February 28, 2009
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Facebook

A destructive tool that guys/girls, who normally would have no chance at this in real life, attempt to steal your boy/girlfriend and ruin your relationship via the chat option, message option, and stupid pictures where they are melodramatic and usually shirtless showing off their not-quite-there muscles or their not-so-pretty body.
1- Hey did you hear about Jim and Kim?
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.
by Facebook_Hater February 5, 2010
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