erectouriphoebia

When a person is afraid to pee while having an erection.

John has erectouriphoebia, that is why it takes him so long in the bathroom every morning.

by Bath buddy and your friend June 23, 2010

Erectshunned

1. Erectshunned - When you have an erection in front of friends and they shun you because of it.

2. Erectshunned - When you cant get an erection and are shunned by a disappointed lover or just shunned by your friend downstairs.

(Can be used as "Erectshunning")

Tim couldnt get it up, he is so erectshunned.

by RobAnon February 22, 2011

erectnaphobia

The major fear of an erection

My girlfriend suffers from erectnaphobia except when she's not with me.

by noone and everyone November 20, 2011

Erectofail

To fuck a bitch in tha pussey hole, and go limp all of the sudden, due to "unknown" reasons

Sahrah: ooohhh fuuuuck aahhhhhhh, uuuhh... Why is your dick limp?

Joe: um... I just had an erectofail, hold on

by Didyouforgetaboutdre July 25, 2012

Erectifiable

The ability to rectify any situation with the power of ones boner.

Guy 1: dude I totally forgot to buy my girlfriend a birthday present!!

Guy 2: hey man don't worry, that's an erectifiable problem.

by D-swag February 8, 2013

erectioner

When a man can get an erection on command.

Man 1: I am such an erectioner!
Woman 1: I don't believe you.
Man 1: You want me to show you?
Woman 1: Sure
Man 2: WAIT SO AM I!

by Private Sea Cow May 6, 2014

erectile pisfunction

The inability to aim your piss correctly whilst you have a boner.

I awoke in the middle of the night, half asleep, needing a piss. As I was doing my business I realised I had a boner it went in every direction possible other than towards its' intended target. I'm going to need to wipe it up in the morning....maybe! I must suffer from erectile pisfunction!

by blofeld1965 May 8, 2014