guy:1 hey did you see that new cough cough guy:2 dude you should cut back on your smoking your death cough is realy bad
by dudeman123569 August 26, 2009
Get the death cough mug.Kyle: Hey Chef! Do you know where “shit” comes from... we think it’s associated with The Black Death!
Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!
Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!
by FegelFatso January 15, 2020
Get the The Black Death mug.An aural stimulation that has somewhat been related to bleeding of the ears, an excess production of testosterone, and the utter pissing off of rap fans around the world. In fact, this form of music is just white noise set to very fast beats, but due to a certain property only evident in angry, white, suburbanite males, this white noise translates into very fast, very technical, and very well written music (see: necrophagist OMG) Death metal musicians tend to have an extreme amount of skill, using secret techniques taught to them by subliminal messaging through the Slayer Compact Disc, Reign In Blood, of only which a few copies exists today, that produces this extreme effect. It is said that there are secret rituals in Greg's Basement that are used to summon the almighty Slayer, involving the parting of a chicken, dipping your head in entrails for apples, and going trick or treating in the middle of august. Avoid death metal fans at all cost. They are infected with nerd syndrome, a very infectious disease which you may catch after only one listen to a death metal CD. If you ever encounter one of these nerds, the obvious symptoms are as follows: Obesity, extreme paleness of the skin, acne, a lack of social awareness, stuttering, the tendency to talk to oneself, a delusion that they are OMG TEH HOTNESS. Run.
Death metal fan: Blah blah blah blah Vader blah blah Monstrosity, blah blah blah blah tremelo picking blah blah blah Cryptopsy, blah blah blah blah blah blastbeats.
Death metal band: Blah blah blah blood, blah blah blah blah blah blah guts blah blah blah anal blah blah poop, blah blah blah blah knife blah blah blah satan blah god.
Death metal band: Blah blah blah blood, blah blah blah blah blah blah guts blah blah blah anal blah blah poop, blah blah blah blah knife blah blah blah satan blah god.
by Lado July 31, 2006
Get the Death metal mug.A type of heavy metal. Death metal bands do not have lead singers, instead they use edited recordings of Helen Keller trying to speak. Then they have an actor mouth the sounds for concerts or music videos. When they run out of Helen Keller recordings, they simply lock babies in dungeons and deprive them of any kind of interaction. The result being that when they grow up they will not be able to speak, only make guttural retard sounds. Put that person in front of a mic, and boom you have a death metal band.
by Per sonny 12333342 September 7, 2015
Get the Death Metal mug.1. A large spike on the ground or at the bottom of a pit, existing presumably to cause death.
2. A D-AIR smash on someone who's trying to recover on Smash Bros. when it KO's. Also called a meteor smash
2. A D-AIR smash on someone who's trying to recover on Smash Bros. when it KO's. Also called a meteor smash
1. Guy C: *falls on Spike*
Guy A: Nice death spike.
Guy B: Thanks.
2. "Damn Pikachu! I was about to recover when it jumped off the platform and hit me with a death spike."
Guy A: Nice death spike.
Guy B: Thanks.
2. "Damn Pikachu! I was about to recover when it jumped off the platform and hit me with a death spike."
by Airship_Canon December 9, 2008
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Get the Death Breath mug.1) a green liquid comprising of finely minced chilli-peppers and spices, usually served with SF food. Best consumed with rice and bananas.
by Rogan of the dark March 13, 2003
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