jump 'n dump

A one night stand that the other person doesn't know is definitely a ONE night stand.

Man: "Why you calling me today, bitch? Did I forget to mention that last night was just a jump 'n dump?

by spokaman July 30, 2010

daddys dump fest

you just get home with your partner from a boozy night on the town and you decide to have a nice steamy shower together to make the night really interesting, just as you get undressed together, and open the bathroom door you see your dad taking a shit! that along with the powerfull waft of last nights cauliflower cheese and a sight of your dads hairy dong its safe to say you are really put off that shower!

omg last night was so embarrasing, i saw a major daddys dump fest, it was soooo major whiffy!

by babybelle December 24, 2009

dump trucking

basicaly like crop dusting but aplied when just standing around in a group or in line and someone farts.

guy 1:i was dump trucking people at work all afternoon.
guy 2:must have been the mexican food lunch buffet.

by tkeenan December 9, 2008

Mag Dump Season

aka, Tantrum season. When individuals/criminal group(s) in a GTA Role play server feel the need to shoot the police because they're upset or feel as if the police are unfair and/or are going too hard(doing their jobs).

Boys the cops hurt my sore pussy, time to start Mag Dump Season.

by UnitsCapture March 11, 2022

Trash-talk Dump

1. n. The person on the receiving end of the pontificating alcoholic, in which you can't get a word in edgewise so must only listen.

2. v. the pontificating monologue that comes out of the average alcoholic when no one is around to listen.

1) The trash-talk dump listened painfully, hoping for a break in the monologue in which to make an exit.

2) Having driven everyone away, she did a trash-talk dump just to hear herself speak.

by Mangle-ish 101 December 27, 2009

dumps like a truck

An analogy used to describe people, usually larger ones, who excrimate their feces in a manner resembling a dumptruck dumping it's load.

Man, that fat old b1tch dumps like a truck

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

dumps like a bug

to have a very, very, very tiny (oh ever so small and puny) bowel movment.

i must have a tape worm or something. i ate a whole pizza and i'm dumping like a bug.

by hooptypantsmcplayedoutdumpface July 12, 2005