Cum Couch

A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.

Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.

by Crazy Breezy July 27, 2021

Cum Busket

The Ultimate "Cum" back

OH GODDAMMIT I GOT GARANDTHUMB YOU CUM BUSKET

by Mr.Snegro June 12, 2021

cum sock

the things under your brothers bed

cum sock is a sock u cum in

by peniswenisflenis September 1, 2022

cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.

Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!

by YAWA April 26, 2022

Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.

Kamilla is such a cum goblin.

by Boofkin May 4, 2022

Cum bucket

Like chum bucket but without the h

Man I can’t wait to go to the cum bucket

by Em_the_bone_smeller May 4, 2022

Cum Karma

When your girl snail trails your stomach after you cream pie’d her vagina, I grabbed her head and smeared it all over her face, cum karma!

Sherri snail trailed Chris, smashing her face into his stomach and watched cum dripping off her eyelashes, cum karma!

by ChrisCorbinSherriOleary696969 November 1, 2022