Did you see the news last night? Another cracker teacher got caught having cracker sex with their students and the family pet.
by Mehsda June 16, 2024
Get the Cracker Sexmug. Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
Get the Pipe Crackermug. by mudball657 February 13, 2023
Get the Cracker Passermug. by todez.kapper-slapper January 9, 2023
Get the cracker bathmug. by Notdaone September 8, 2020
Get the Cracker chasermug. by The dirty digglet November 4, 2023
Get the Walnut crackermug. shut up, cracker
by duh crackkkuh April 19, 2022
Get the Crackermug.