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Cracker

The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.

They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.

When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.

And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.

Apparently this is the master race...
Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.
by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021
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