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Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.
Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"
by Kenipples November 1, 2014
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clam bun

That fat dyke is totally rocking a clam bun
by Vebonay July 1, 2017
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clam canoe

by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023
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Clam-sliver

My husband lifted my tight skirt and exposed my Clam-sliver.
by Pinky09 February 20, 2024
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Clam Chowder

When a woman sits on someone’s face and squirts in their mouth
Would you like some clam chowder tonight?
by Ashleytherrian August 21, 2019
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Clam N*gger

Referring to the African- American population of New England
Those Clam N*ggers keep stealing all my Clams.
by Chigger December 11, 2024
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Clam

Eyyy you have some clam at the party last night?
I can get that clam to you tomorrow.
by Youtastelikecherries September 22, 2021
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