clam dogging

Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.
Quick Liza, stop the car! I'm clam dogging over here!!
by NewsCan123456 August 28, 2017
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clam shiner

Clam shiner means dickhead. It is a term you can use in public without offending those around you. Clam is slang for vagina. The penis head is "the shiner" when used the stimulate the woman during sex. Hence the term "clam shiner" in place of dickhead.
Why must you always be such a clam shiner around my friends?
by Abberdabber February 20, 2016
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dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.
I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.
by PDXMike March 06, 2016
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Menstrual clam chowder

Eating pussy during the menstruation cycle after being filled with ejaculate
Cameron ate that girls menstrual clam chowder after she came home
by Bignz December 10, 2021
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grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.
That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.
by Moper69 December 17, 2016
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Clam lips

Ones lips after gives a blow job. The lips are dry and chapped and has the taste of salt from the fluids coming out of the male reproductive organ.
Bitch you got some chapstick? I have clam lips
by Mliv April 18, 2020
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museum clams

museum clams is a word that expresses general joy and or excitement and is well-known in the splatoon community.
You just won a tournament? that's very museum clams
by Hotttpancakes November 19, 2023
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