When a friend in a video game is absolutely cooking, downright deep fryin, absolutely livin in the sauce, going 0-19 in the leaderboard, blaming their teammates, displaying single digit IQ, and displaying many reasons not to be considered intelligent life.
by FinalFallen February 10, 2024
The legal runner snarky-chopped the law firm receptionist with his quick wit of things that are cool.
by snarkymarky July 20, 2009
When a lady has decided to let her bikini line grow more rural than might otherwise be recommended or desired, she could be said possess ‘growler chops’.
“Steph did not want a repeat of last year’s holiday when she was confused for a swimming chihuahua, so she made the wise move of shaving off her growler chops.”
by Finnus Maximus September 10, 2018
The electric version of a chop. Instead of a mixture of weed and tobacco in a bowl, it is hitting a vape and a pen at the same time.
by Michael Ehrmantraut February 02, 2023
When a man puts his penis in a poppy butthole or a bloody vagina, removes it, and then proceeds to whack the other person with his blood-covered or poop-covered penis, usually on the butt cheeks or the clitoris.
He was really in the mood last night, and when I told him I was on my period he said “perfect, let me give you a rustic chop”
by Samples2138 November 15, 2023
by leny&morph February 19, 2010
The slicing and dicing from a overly protective/possessive girlfriend, fiance, or wife when you mess with her man. Look at him wrong and this cute kitten turns into a vicious hyena. If you want to keep your face intact I suggest looking the other direction, or else you'll be feeling the wrath of freshly done nails from the paws of a wild Jazzy.
She was looking at my man too hard so I Cheeto-Chopped that hoe.
"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"
I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop
"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"
I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop
by KJ4Ever July 12, 2020