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century cloth

An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.
John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!

Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?

John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*

John: Behold, my century cloth!

Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
by reallifenojoke October 10, 2020
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Centreize

The process of centering something
I am going to centreize the table underneath the chandelier
by Raabe’s Definition November 26, 2020
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centralised

Centralised is the word made from centre which means to keep everything balanced, normal or in the centre.
Breathing in and out properly, keeps our mental frame of mind balanced and centralised.
by Pkg@mbawala December 23, 2020
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Cester

Of or pertaining to drip; having drip. To describe one who has good fashion sense. A complement.
"Did you see Keith was wearing IZOD, he has no Cester."

"Spencer got a new Louise-V belt, look at the Cester"
by __BK January 7, 2021
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Central Park Salad

Like a tossed salad but with the extra spice of Central Park wildcrafted greens
Yo she gave him a Central Park salad, now he got that extra spicy arugula in his mouth
by Uganda be kidding me February 13, 2021
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central pump

The heart. The human heart is the “central pump” of the human circulatory system. Commonly used by nurses, doctors, & people who’ve played way too much Cyberpunk 2077. Used in Cyberpunk 2077.
Doctor: Man, my bitch cheated on me with my homie
Cyberpunk Fan: Sounds like she broke your central pump
by IamFyaDwagon February 5, 2021
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Centurys end

Song written and performed by donald fagen (1/2 of the jazz Rock band "steely dan".) The song is featured in the closing credits of the film , bright lights big city. A movie based on the novel of the same name. The movie was released in 1988 and features michael j fox among other luminaries.
Centurys end encapsulates the decadence and atavistic devil may care attitude that characterized the 1980s. As evidenced by these closing lyrics: "scratch the cab we'll get. Us a limo. Let's get to the loveseat my friend. Which means look.maybe touch.but beyond that not too much.young love in the city at centurys end!
by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021
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