Stephonopolous: what day is it today
Leelee: It’s National Asian day
Stephonopolous: YAY! I’m Asian
Leelee: me too!
Leelee: It’s National Asian day
Stephonopolous: YAY! I’m Asian
Leelee: me too!
by Jo Mama Bitch December 11, 2019
Get the National Asian daymug. by Redman2286 September 8, 2021
Get the asian unicornmug. My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023
Get the my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1mug. an Austin. TX based fast casual Asian concept that combines traditional Asian cuisine with a bit of Texas flair.
Mama Fu's Asian House specializes in freshly prepared, made-to-order Asian comfort food! Dine-in, Takeout
by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023
Get the Mama Fu's Asian Housemug. When you bring a ladyboy home from the bar in Thailand and pound it from behind with your ham candle and end up nutting on her ass hair.
Man that dude from the bar was so hot last night. She let me hit it raw and finish it off with some Asian slaw.
by Hamcandle83 May 22, 2024
Get the Asian Slawmug. A type of women specifically Weston Wilson is into. They usually are valedictorian and are way smarter than Owen Solano (Stanford Bound). Some have to pay for a busty asain but Weston gets a piece of that fat ass for free
by buhabuhasuperfan32 June 9, 2024
Get the Busty Asianmug. the asian timeline is when your asian parents round the time to the nearest half hour or hour. they always round up.
by big asian man March 30, 2020
Get the asian timelinemug.