Wet William

When you lick your toe and then stick it in someone's ear.

Person #1: Agh! What the fuck was that?
Person #2: A wet william.
Person #1: Great, now I have athlete's ear.

by rock_lobster July 8, 2010

Some Wet

sTReeT TeRM FoR SoMe CooCHie. See PussY.

DaMN HoMie WHaT u DoiN ToNiGHT? WeLL aFTeR iM DoNe sMoKiN THis BLuNT iM GoiN To Da WiFeYs HouSe To GeT SoMe WeT.

by KreDiTZ February 2, 2007

a wet one

A wet one : ( adjective )

When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.

Example : After you make me dry orgasm baby with your lips, please ride me and let me have a wet one inside of you .

by marmotte1 January 15, 2018

Wet mattress

Another word for dead hooker

Adj: deceased prostitute

"Hey ill be there soon, I gotta get rid of this wet mattress."

by Illegal amigo August 20, 2013

stick of wet

A cigarette or blunt dipped into embalming fluid or also know as formaldehyde.

Aye cuz, wanna get real and dip that blunt into this shit that I jack from that funeral home? Imma get us fuct up on a stick of wet, FO SHO!

by Kekson October 23, 2010

Wet Rondo

A diarrhea slap! When someone shits diarrhea in their hand and then slaps you in the face with it.

My friend just shit in his hand and slapped that chick with it, I was like "Damn that bitch just got hit with a Wet Rondo."

by Thehorrorbusiness September 5, 2011

wet laundry

when every thing seems to be false

Its all wet laundry,everything in the file is made-up.

by kaep September 30, 2008