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Luke

RUN while you still can. all lukes are crazy and have small cocks, I mean world record for smallest penis.
by LukeisSubpar March 17, 2022
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Luke Dignum

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

He also LOVES chicken nuggets!!!!!!
Cor!!! He's definitely a Luke Dignum.
by Demon Apocalypse October 19, 2016
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Drop a Luke

When a Waluigi looking guy with a wierd family tree attempts to roast someone
"You're so stupid you fall off chairs while sober"
" Damn, did he just drop a Luke on you?"
by BLAWITH REPRESENTS December 7, 2020
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Luke

A Luke is a shy guy when you first meet but as you get to know him he shows his true colors. He is really outgoing and stands for what he believes in. A luke is a really cute guy with blond hair and stunning blue eyes. He is very gentle and if he has feelings for you he will always be on your side. Luke only shares his true feelings with the ones he feels close to. He will try to become very close to the girl he admires and will often talk to her. Most girls have a crush on Luke but he will stay true to his feelings. Luke is an amazing guy, who is loved by everyone close to him
Girl: Who's that guy over there, with the cute blue eyes

Other girl: that's luke but don't go for him he already has a crush on Stacy.
by Hie February 15, 2020
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Luke

someone who chats shit and switches up around every other person, sound when your on your ones but seriously insecure about everything but puts on a fasade
Luke stop chatting rammel
Luke stop lying
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Luke

A fat white guy that can not play NBA2k19 and is really bad at Fortnite. Stay away from this dude
Luke is fat
by Luke Sharp May 15, 2019
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The Luke Nicol

Yo you did anal

No
Faggot

Sike nigga i just pulled the Luke nicol
by Chief beatty June 6, 2018
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