Donkey Kong Wrap

When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.

Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!

by Anal Safari August 24, 2009

donkey slam

A variation of the donkey punch, though instead of delivering a punch to the back of the head, you grab them by their hair and slam their face into the ground. Best when executed on a hardwood floor, concrete, etc.

Bobbo delivered a vicious donkey slam to the woman, and she didn't move for quite awhile.

by Tall Olaf August 27, 2007

Donkey kong krush

When ur playing Mario kart and u take a shit on the controller and then smack someone In the face with ur cock

Yo I'm gonna donkey kong krush you in the nutsack!

by Garfield_pussy February 17, 2014

Woman donkey show

A show that you can go to where one or more women jackoff,give a blow job to and get fucked etc. by one or more donkeys. Most often the women are completly naked and when the donkey cums it is like water being coming out of a fire hose and it gets all over everything and the woman usually gets covered in cum. The donkeys usually cum more that once and when ever they cum all the guys watching it cheer.

Lets go see a woman donkey show.

by The Fury 13 December 29, 2010

it's on like donkey kong

A phrase said to "turn on" a game; To let known a game has been started between two individuals or groups of people.

Rizo jokingly tells Terry he has made mistakes in the shop. Terry then says, "Ohhhh, you just wait till I get a hold of your drawings. It's on, it's on like donkey kong!"

by Tim Nowak August 3, 2005

holy donkey farts

Holy donkey farts is a exclamation used when crazy abnormal occurrences happen.

Example A:
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...

Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!

by RabidUniocrn July 3, 2014

Pinning the blame on the donkey

1. A clever pun derived from the popular game, Pin the Tail on the Donkey. This fraise is used when all the blame and problems of a situation are being placed upon a single person. In this situation the person responds with the aforementioned statement.

Group of People: You suck Andre, this is all your fault!

Andre: You guys are just Pinning the blame on the donkey

Group of People: Oh Andre you're so funny... PIN THE BLAME ON GARRET!!!!

by Crazyscudderz May 21, 2011