I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
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When you fill a toilet to the brim with fecal matter and then take your partner, flip them upside down, and while holding them, dunk their head in and continue to mix the fecal matter in with the toilet water until it turns into the color and constancy of a Louisiana swamp. Then, attempt to flush as much water as possibly with your partner's head still in the toilet. Play CCR for more immersion during the act.
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