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Shit

Things, Stuff, or A Literal Turd.
What shit is that?
by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025
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Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.
Dad stop shitting on my plans !
by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016
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Pussy Shit

The act of leaving a used tampon within the vagina, until the fermented tampon either dissolves or until the tampon fossilizes and hardens inside the pussy, creating a shit smelling fossil that must be pushed out by the woman.
"Bro I was fucking my girlfriend and pulled out and there was pussy shit on my dick. It smelled so bad."
by Ohbabyatriple December 13, 2021
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missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.
i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.
by Cody5050 November 23, 2020
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Shit lounge

A confined space (typically a bed) in which the air has been saturated by the stink of several smelly farts.
1) Naughty little Johnny wasted no time in turning his brand new Thomas the Tank Engine bed linen into a five star shit lounge.

2) On returning home from her late shift Debbie was disgusted to discover that house husband Wayne had turned their marital bed quarters into a shit lounge.
by Slagbonce October 29, 2012
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The Shits

saying you have the shits is another way to say that you have diarrhea.
I can't eat Indian food. It gives me the shits.
by DefineThisUsername April 1, 2019
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Shit the Bed

When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed “
Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!
by Night-crew December 15, 2021
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