vacation dick

The opposite of a boyfriend dick ( rather large ) that you can't have on a daily basis

I had the vacation dick last night

by Theurbanfox June 17, 2016

wicked dick

When you live in Massachusetts and someone does something that is not cool and perhaps even rude

Jimmy skipped the entire lunch line and took all the crispy chicken sandwiches
"Wow, that's wicked dick", Alan stated.

by Respect_it March 24, 2017

Dick

A sausage, mostly made out of male animals. After it’s prepared it mostly gets covered in pussy (a kind of tight bag to keep food warm) and is mostly edible afterwards.

Ellie: Jules, can I eat your dick?
Jules: Sure, Ellie, let me take it out of my mom’s pussy first.

by Eheheheehhh November 13, 2023

dick slap

Grab your dick and slap her with it. She’s ready now.

Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.

by TheSadGoober December 9, 2019

call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.

"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"

by fishboy123 August 30, 2013

box dick

When the length of your penis is the equivalence of the width.

"Was it a chode or was it a box Dick?" "a Fucking box Dick"

by bisexygirl179 April 4, 2017

Ali's dick

It's 2 inches and 1 inch wide though Michael still loves to jerk it off!!!11!

Ali's dick is small

by yoyo want some mcnuggets January 4, 2019